Showing posts with label music. Show all posts
Showing posts with label music. Show all posts

Saturday, September 19, 2009

Guest Columnist: "The Blueprint III Review"


By MJG

Back in 2001, Shawn Carter, a.k.a. Jay-Z, drastically altered the landscape of the rap game with his magnum opus The Blueprint. In that album, The Jiggaman called upon a team expert beatmakers, including then up-and-comers Just Blaze and Kanye West, to construct a sonic backdrop of vintage soul influenced melodies fused with traditional East Coast boom bap to effortlessly weave tales of street hustler lifestyle, straight up i’m-better-than-you-and-we-both-know-it braggadocio, and even some thought-provoking introspection sprinkled here and there. The album not only signaled a major stylistic shift in hip-hop production towards a more soul-centric approach from the keyboard-driven, syncopated rhythms popularized by Timbaland and the Neptunes in the late 90s, but it also served as the impetus to motivate many of his fellow peers (i.e. Nas) to go back to the drawing board and step their lyrical game up. Fast forward eight years and the hip-hop status quo is once again unsafe as the venerable emcee looks to pioneer a new age in hip-hop with his newest release, The Blueprint 3. But at almost 40 years old (a social security eligible senior citizen in the hip-hop world) and seemingly years removed from his alleged creative peak, does he still have what it takes to lead the charge?

Lyrically, the subject matter hasn’t changed much in eight years, which, for the most part, isn’t a bad thing. Jay-Z’s favorite subject is still, well, Jay-Z. Tracks such as “Reminder,” “Thank You,” “So Ambitous,” and “Hate” reminds listeners how much better Jay is than all of the naysayers, haters and critics out there. “Off That,” “On To The Next One,” “Already Home” and “What We Talkin’ About” not only inform the listener that Jay is a trendsetter, but that he’s, well, better than all of the naysayers, haters and critics out there! While listening to the same subject matter over and over can be frustrating at times, it’s a testament to his skill as a lyricist that he is able to keep things relatively interesting throughout the album. One of his strongest lyrical performances came in the aforementioned “Already Home.” In this song, he unleashes some serious venom on everbody, from rappers: Don’t they know that they boring?/Don’t they know that I yawn?/Only time they exciting is when they mentioning Shawn/Seen Single White Female when she dyed her hair blonde?/Sometimes I look at these rappers/The movie remind me of them to the critics: And as for the critics, tell me I don't get it/Everybody can tell you how to do it, they never did it. He does manage to spice things up a bit in other tracks: “Venus vs. Mars” shows that he can still stitch together metaphors and raunchy double entendres better than just about anybody else in the game, while “A Star is Born” and “Empire State of Mind” show that he can (sorta) take the focus off him for a moment and pay homage to hip-hop heavyweights of yesteryear and his hometown respectively. Musically, however, is when the album gets very intriguing:

The opening track entitled “What We Talkin’ About” relies on an epic fusion of techno-inspired synths, lush orchestration and some unexpected, but welcomed assistance from Luke Steele of the Australian-based group Empire of the Sun. It’s a risky combination, especially for the opening track of a hardcore hip-hop album. But the risk pays huge dividends as Jay sounds right at home in the unique soundscape. The blaring horns and heart thumping percussion heard in the street single “D.O.A. (Death of Autotune),” produced by the criminally underutilized No ID, provide the perfect backdrop for Jay-Z to ruffle a few feathers as he bombastically lambast his peers for hopping on the auto-tune bandwagon. The second single from the album, “Run This Town,” proves to be a solid follow-up track as its frantic, rolling drums and the militia-style foot drill cadences heard throughout the song provide a nice change of pace. I’d be remiss if I failed to mention that the song also features the latest example of Jay-Z getting murdered on his own track, this time, courtesy of Kanye West. “Empire State on Mind,” which is far and away the best song on the album in this reviewer’s humble opinion, will undoubtedly have even the most hardened New York hater pumping their fist and nodding their head to Alicia Keys’ trademark piano chords and surprisingly organic, soulful bellows. Krucial Keys provides an ideal compliment for Jay-Z as he breezily delivers an authentic, heartfelt ode to the city that helped raise him.

Things aren’t all positive, however. Calling the Young Jeezy featured “As Real As It Gets” disappointing would be a huge understatement, especially considering the stellar track record the duo has whenever they collaborate together. Everything from the bland Inkredibles track to Jigga and Jeezy’s lazy raps seem to lack the energy necessary to make this a memorable collabo. The same can be said for the customary Neptunes contribution to the album, “So Ambitious.” While Jay-Z, Chad and Pharrell’s chemistry is still undeniable, the track is too formulaic to stand out from other ones by the trio. Elsewhere, the irritating clatter, banging of pots and pans sound concocted in the Swizz Beatz produced “On To The Next One” prove headache-inducing enough to immediately warrant pressing the Next button. The irony of Jay confidently boasting Welcome to the future in the first bar of the Timbaland assisted “Off That” is glaring as the beat sounds like one Justin Timberlake probably (and wisely) rejected three years ago during the Future Sex/Love Sound recording sessions. Additionally, adding current pop-music sensation Drake to simply do the hook on the song seems like a wasted opportunity. “Hate,” arguably the worst song on the album, has little going for it other than Kanye West’s hilarious depiction of a laser sound. While the album’s closer, “Young Forever” certainly earns brownie points for daring to sample Alphaville’s 80’s hit “Forever Young” on a major hip-hop album release, it unfortunately fails to hit the mark.

Whether this album mirrors the success of The Blueprint in moving hip-hop in a different direction will be left for future debate and analysis. Listeners in the present simply want to know whether or not this album is a dope listen. Wide-eyed Jay-Z stans will undoubtedly proclaim he dropped an instant classic filled with witty wordplay and game-changing melodies that will once again change the rap game as we know it. While Jay detractors will call him a washed up, near 40 has-been rapping about the same subject matter and desperately trying anything to remain relevant. The truth, I suspect, lies somewhere in the middle. While he certainly hasn’t strayed far from his lyrical comfort zone of talking about money, haters and women, nobody can make the status quo interesting quite like Jay. Musically, the album produces both head nodding and head scratching results. The unevenness of the album, especially its second half, ultimately results in a solid listen, but short of classic status.

3.5 out of 5

Monday, September 14, 2009

Kayne West and the VMAs. . . stop the conspiracy theories!


Okay, if you didn't get to see Kanye's rude (yet you have to admit humorous disruption of Taylor Swift's VMA acceptance award, then watch below. When it originally aired, I wa sleeping post call. However, the facebook status' of 100s of users began commenting on Kanye.

"Taylor is too good for Kanye West and MTV"
"First Serena, now Kanye"
"I'm boycotting Kanye".

Seeing these comments, I decided to use google and find out what the deal was. . .

Anyhow, there are many people who claim this whole "Beyonce had one of the greatest video's of all time" bit was staged. Here is why I think it wasn't.

1) Single Ladies was NOT one of the greatest videos of all time. I repeat NOT. The song isn't even all that hot. There are 100s, probably thousands of videos better than that one. The Scientist by Cold Play, You Got Me by the Roots, pretty much any Michael Jackson Video, Hello by Lionel Richie (ok, that last one was a stretch, but you get my point). . .
2) I think Ye was DRUNK. He was holding a big ole bottle of liquid courage all during the red carpet. Liquid courage combined with the biggest ego in the world = rude comments on national TV
3) Single Ladies was NOT the best video of all time :)

Oh well, love him or hate him, Mr. West=interesting

dsadsf from The Smoking Section on Vimeo.

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Best Michael Jackson Tribute Ever!


Well, MJ's death has been ruled a homicide. While Dr. Conrad is (and should) go down for violating the first and foremost principle to "do no harm", we must remember that MJ was also not totally innocent. Prescription drug abuse must no longer be overlooked.

The physicians who feed this should be punished, but those who abuse prescription drugs should also be held accountable, just as the crack head who goes to jail, so should the Vicoden abuser. . . or better yet, maybe people will realize that drug users DO NOT belong in jail, but in rehab. Until then, treat everyone equal under the law. . .that includes you Rush Limbaugh.

Now enough of the preaching, enjoy the best Michael Jackson Tribute ever. It was created and performed by inmates at a Filipino correctional facility (aka prison). ENJOY!

Friday, August 7, 2009

Songs a Doc shouldn't like. . . but does :)


You're a jerk, jerk, jerk, jerk, jerk. . .

What am I talking about? It's a song. You know how we all have songs that we know are dumb, probably should like, but you just can't help yourself? Well, I am no different. Below is my list of songs that I should be shamed to sing and won't let my children listen to. . . but play it and I'll be the first one on the dance floor :)

1) Soulja Boy: Crank Dat
What shouldn't I like about this song? Probably when he says "Superman them hoes." Not sure what that phrase means? Google it, I can't bring myself to post it.

2) New Boyz: You're a jerk
What should I like about this song? I mean, it's just stupid. Catchy though. . . "Go ahead, call me jerk one more time"

3) Lil' Wayne: Every Girl
Sigh, "I wish I could (explicit) every girl in the world?" The reason why I shouldn't like it is pretty self explanatory and the live performance at the BET Award show was atrocious. . . but I still find myself nodding my head to the beat when it's on the radio. . . the album version though. . . HORRIBLE! My favorite/worse line is "In about three years, holla at me Miley Cyrus". I know Billy Ray was NOT happy with that line at all. . .

4) Any song featuring Gucci Mane
Okay, now this is a 100% self explanatory. I'm not sure if you all were aware of the fact that Gucci Mane can't rap. . . but HE CAN'T. I'm pretty sure that I could rap better than him, and face it, any person who successfully completes med school is a nerd, so IF I CAN TAKE him, you know he sucks. . . but here I am, yelling "Gucci!!!" Why? I have no idea, please make me stop :(


I'm sure there are at least 5-10 more songs that I could add to this list, but that will have to do for now.

Saturday, August 1, 2009

Twitter me this, Twitter me that. . . .


UPDATE:

This morning 8/1/09, Nick Cannon published a series of "Tweets" on his twitter page.

The signer and husband of pop star Mariah Carey published a series of deep quotes (some even biblical excepts taken from Genesis) describing basically how him and Mariah were going to take the high road and not stoop to Eminem's level.

As you may recall, on 7/31/09, Eminem released a diss track in response to Mariah's video "Obsessed".

My favorite twitter quote from Cannon was:
"Trying to save a hater is like trying to teach astrophysics to a wino! LOL Chuuuuch!"

Below are a list of Cannon's tweets as he attempts to fight off the pain, anger, and humiliation that he and the Mrs. Cannon are feeling as a result of Eminem's "The Warning."

"Never argue with fools because from a distance people cant tell who is who"


When there are no enemies within the enemies outside can not hurt you!

Never take your own revenge, but rather give place unto the wrath. For it is written vengeance is mine, I will repay... PREACH!


"I will bless those that bless you, and whoever curses you I will curse." Genesis 12:3

Be patient in the moment of anger and escape a hundred days of sorrow!


I will permit no man to narrow or degrade my soul by making me hate him.


Those who feed into negativity must examine there purpose on this earth.


Changing the world one hater at a time!


But let's not get it twisted. If you feeling froggish, leap!! Y'all know where to find me... Nick@nickcannon.com Holla at me directly!


"Victorious warriors win first then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win"

People who project negativity ultimately are crying out for their own broken souls.

No one but a fool would measure their satifaction by what the world thinks of him


Trying to save a hater is like trying to teach astrophysics to a wino! LOL Chuuuuch!


Okay done being philosophical. I'm back on my paper chase! Ya boy is grindin like 3 year old brakes!

Hopefully taking the high road works. . . somehow I don't think we've heard the last of this feud. . . After all its just twitter.

Friday, July 31, 2009

Eminem Diss. . . now who's Obsessed?


Wow! That's pretty much all I can say.

Suposedly, (Okay, well I guess actually) Mariah Carey and Eminem dated, it ended not on the best of terms and walah. . . she makes a song about him and a pretty entertaining video of an Eminem look alike stalking her. Now, since I basically live under a rock, I had yet to see the video until well. . . today. Sure, I've heard the song Obsessed, actually I like it a lot. . . and had no idea that it was supposed to be about Eminem.

Today, my hubby and I were on our way to eat sushi when the DJ on the radio announces that Eminem has a new diss record out directed at Mariah Carey. . . he plays it and well, lets just say that I was completely floored! I mean this ish is MEAN. He saved old voicemails from her where she is supposedly speaking seductively saying "I'm Mary Poppins baby" (now what is exactly "sexy" about Mary Poppins, I am not so sure). In whatever love game they were playing I guess this was their way of talking dirty.

Anyhow, for those of you who are unaware of both, I have posted Mariah's first blow along with Eminem's last laugh. . . word of advice to Ms. MC-Cannon. . . please leave Em alone before he starts sending naked pics of you to TMZ. Sigh, when will people learn, just say no to nudity and cell phones.



Warning, Eminem curses A LOT. Children, you should not listen, nor should adults who are sensitive when other adults curse. . .

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Adele-great music after a long day!


Adele is a British musician from Northern London. It's hard to classify her as a certain "genre", but her music is awesome! She is a truly talented artist and her songs definitely can help you unwind after a day of being yelled at and receiving major attitude at work (though that would never occur at the hospital, I mean who in the world would be nasty to a resident. . . )

Her album entitled "19" is great. To find out more about Adele and to see if she can keep you from exploding on those around you visit http://www.adele.tv/.

Hometown Glory, a sample of her music on Youtube.